Saturday, April 3

changed my template! my tagboard isnt hidden anymore. haha and theres no more music to irritate you.

my muscles are acking! my stomach muscles hurts! i can feel the pain when i cough. bloody sit-ups. my leg muscles hurts too. and i dont understand why. its not the shuttle run right? im not that weak ok. haha. watched pokemon in the morning! havent watched it for a very long time. i love that show. haha pikachu is so cute. then watched homealonetwo again. i think i watched it like over twenty times alr. claudia came to borrow my bag and i left to meet my mum in town. im finally went out with my mother! but i didnt buy a lot of things, cus nothing seems to be nice. funny leh, when im broke everything seems to be damn nice. when theres someone to pay for my clothes nothing seems to be nice. not fair. cheat my feelings. saw brendan! haha its damn funny la. cabbed down to my grandma's hse. ate dinner and watched misssingaporeuniverse after that. oh yuck can gross. they're ultra shit ugly. some of them are even scary. its more like missscarysingapore contest. they're so many chio girls out there and all the ugly ones happen to get in. the winner is scares me even more.

yay church tmr. can get the palm thing. haha. youth chargeee! yayyy. can seeengsooong.

Friday, April 2

friday.

hmmm. had chinese test today. it was disgusting as usual, left a lot of the hanzi blank. had p.e. haha damn funny, me dong neec and ubreema cldnt stop comparing whos cheeks could "plop" the loudest. and we kept on plopping + screaming + shouting while we were running. haha then we played soccer. i played ok, i didnt slack. the worst thing was that i totally have no sense of direction. the bloody ball was just one metre in front of the goalpost and it was right in front of me! i wanted to kick the ball in but i kicked it sidewards. haha but i scored a goal later on ok. haha. and for the rest of the day, we were dancing. thx to atalia the great bimbo. all of us were dancing non-stop for the whole day. ok enough elaboration. haha. had emaths and missfannie's teaching was ??? but at least shes trying la. had pft after sch and it was ultra gross. haha but i did more than one incline ok! i did FOUR. its a C ok. i damn proud of myself. haha. haha the rest was damn gross. i deproved a lot. yuck i hate pft. then we tried doing pull-ups. oh please i cant even pull one cm. haha all we could do was jump to try and get our chins above the bar.

took a bus down to ihm. met the rest and had some prayer thing in father's office. i almost fell asleep. haha. then we took a bus down to cassandra's hse and we ate there and everything. i think brendan's sch u is damn nice. haha shorts! ya he got damn sexy legs i tell you. damn funny la, they were telling racist jokes in front of them. brandon is such a kuku! i think he wore his home clothes to cassandra's hse. he look like some ah pei. haha. then we watched passion of christ. the show was nice la, unfortunately i didnt understand most of the parts! i didnt know who was who and what they were doing and all. its like everyone knew what was going on, except me. i kept on asking everyone what was going on through out the whole show. satan is damn scary. his face is like some dont know what la. i should start reading the bible every night. anyway the vcd was damn blur la. had some prayer thing again. took a bus followed by a cab.

Thursday, April 1

i love karina! hahahaha yay. passion of christ at cassandra's hse tmr for postcon pple! so sexciting! cant waittt. before that sam and tif didnt want to go, and i thought i wld not be going too. but karina's going now, so i can go too! hahahaha. im dying to watch that show! it looks damn nice!

was supposed to study just now, but i took like damn long to study just a few words. study until seven, and i was still on the first page. obviously, i wasnt concentrating. haha. then was supposed to eat dinner, but i plopped to bed instead. slept until nine. two hrs only leh, see i made another acheivement! ate dinner. btw the channeleight ninepm show rocks, go watch it! ooooh lalalala cant wait for tmr!

diedieeeeee. pft tmr! help me. i dont want to do the bloody inclines! sucks la. arggggggh.
went to schh. had the washing of the feet thing right in the morning. we were supposed to forgive! i forgive you dong for calling me ugly all the time. arent you touched? anyway tricia washed my feet! =). thanks tricia. my feet smells nice right tricia? haha, her service is goood. give her a B+ la. my feet felt damn fresh after that. haha. angie's still the best. you shd see the way she washes pple's feet, excellent service! haha. its as though she has lots of experience.

another two great acheivements today! actually, three. i didnt sleep during lessons again! haha and i didnt eat oily food for breakfast. and i didnt take my afternoon nap! heh im improving. goood. but i still had my fried juicy chicken drumstick for recess. hahah i was lagging during recess! "eh this week pass damn slow leh, its still wednesday!" haha. pingtimeout. anyway, today is aprilfoolsday! bloody yiwen tricked me can! and im totally believed every single word she said. dont worry, i'll have my revenge! im so gullible! haha. you watch out. anyway after recess, we switched classes with 4/7. damn funny. and elt was damn smart, she told us to take out our fullscap for a quiz! haha while missfannie was damn slow. haha. luckily they didnt scold us. next, it was mr/sissychan lesson! haha this was the best. the first part was lame. everyone lay on the table and pretended to be sick. obviously, it didnt work out. and we even used our thermometers to show him that we had fever. haha. the next part was damn funny. our whole class started laughing hysterically! and we kept on whispering. so mrchan looked ard. and he still didnt get it. so he looked at himself to see if there was anything on him. then someone blurted out "ur zip is undone!" hahaha. and he actually believed us and he looooked there! yess there. then he realised that we were pulling his leg. haha. gosh, imagine if his zip was really undone, it wld have been damn umbarrloosing. and everyone continued laughing at how silly he was. haha. and before that, i went to rewind the clock one period fast. we were supposed to have two periods of feeseecs. when the bell rang, all of us went "yay" and started packing up. then he gave us weird look and looked at the clock. then he realised that sch had ended. but he looked at his watch too and realised that we fooled him again. hahaha. and he was like "so amusing, i need to laugh." "whos idea is this?" and my wonderful classmates went "KEEM!!" haha thanks a lot! next, we tried to trick him abt the naomi thing. haha. and he played along and started calling all the wrong names. he called me christabel. haha he try to be funny only. try harder la. then we took his feeseecs textbk. but the smart sniper mrchan found his bk eventually. todays a fun day! naomi kept on calling me hot! like practically every minute. haha she'll go "kim you're so hot!" thanks nomesy. but i alr know that im hot. they shd learn to use the word "warm" next time. anyway, i was having a terrible headacke the entire day! it must be due to studying too hard! haha. cant help it la, im hardworking. the sun was absolutely blazing sizzling hot today! so was i!

shang is in hospital! dengue fever. when we heard abt it in the morning, everyone thought it was another one of an aprilfoolsday joke. but its truee. anyway get well soon ok shang?

diediedieeeee. tmr is our pft! im gonna die for my incline. i better do more than one incline. i need more arm muscle. but i grew fatter, so it'll be harder to lift myself up. i hate inclines! im sleepy. i feel like sleeping. i slept for only five hrs last night! its not enough. shd i take my afternoon nap? but i must study for my chinese test tmr. of all days, friday. its not a suitable day for a test. shd i study or sleep? ok i shall go study now la. smell ya later.

Wednesday, March 31

my goooodness. all i really do is eat and sleep all day. my head feels damn heavy now and its like spinning! after prac went home ate lunch. then i slept for five hrs and i woke up to eat dinner at nine. no wonder im growing fat! im still damn sleepy now, my eyes are like abt to close any moment. i shd learn how to stop sleeping.

i made two great acheivements today! first of all, i didnt eat breakfast! haha secondly, i didnt sleep during lessons! hahaha. im so proud of myself. i didnt eat breakfast! my first part of the plan to lose weight. its working out. last night, i only slept for four pathetic hrs and i didnt sleep during class. haha im wonderwoman. poor yiwen, shes sick! get well soon ok, so i wont have to be a loner during lessons. haha. assembly was boring. had feeseecs prac after sch. tricia and mathida were trying to irritate me by speaking in dialect. haha damn irritating! i cant understand a sheeet. took cab home with dong cheryl and vivien. dont ever take cab with cheryl and vivien ok, they'll cheat ur money. was supposed to go to the gym to workout. but, i was sleepy! i'll go some other day when im not sleepy. hah that will be never.

someone pls buy me a big lock. lock me up on the 10th of april. eg is coming, so are my chineseprelims. i must learn how to have self-control. i must stay at home! i better not go and see them.

Tuesday, March 30

hahaha. just to inform you...im a stone axe now! hahaha. qb, seeee! although im still farfar behind from you...err. i dont know what to say. haha. at least im improving! i think i shd stop playing gb. its a waste of time. i better concentrate on my studies!
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im sleeeepy! dong is right. all i do is eat and sleep all day. i should make myself useful..maybe, do some charity work? haha. im really damn sleepy now. had a gd sleep last night, slept for twelve hrs. so i didnt go for feeseecs prac this morning. met dong at bishan and took a train down to yck. sports day was disgusting. so hot and everything. during sports day one guy called. he said that i won thirty rolls of film, a watch that costs over two hundred dollars and a one week stay in thailand. he said i took part in some supermarket lucky draw. then he told me to go down to orchard road to collect the stuff. haha and he said i sounded young and asked if i was a student. then he asked if i was adeline tan? question mark. cheat my feelings. like how can i be so lucky right. maybe he was some con man. aiya heck la.

anywayyy, supposed to take part in the march pass for sports day. haha but i didnt want to. i took attendance! haha see im a responsible red hse rep. anyway red hse got second! hehhh. anyway thx cheryl for all the food and drinks. we were eating raw apple sausages. haha gross right. but its quite nice. we managed to escape in the end. constance neo spoiled our plans! anyway supposed to go watch scooby-doo. but im supposed to save money! so i decided not to watch. i want to watch passion of christ! it looks nice.

haha. ugly is really ugly. she fell for the trick. hahaha. loser. thats for being so ugly miss luohanyu. happy swimming in ur little pond. (with ur mouth open)

Monday, March 29

eeeee. i grew fatter. i've decided to go to the gym every monday, wednesday, friday and sunday. so fit right. haha. but i bet i wont go. so irritating! everyone said i grew fatter! except for some nice people who were trying to console me. i need to eat less. it must be the oily, fried food i've been eating for breakfast every morning! must be the big, fat drumstick the canteen sells during recess. yuckyuck. i have chicken drumstick legs, which wld be soon upgraded to turkey legs, and next, elephant. everyone pls stop me from oily + fattening food. motivate me to exercise! i need liposuction for my cheeks and legs.

naomi: joteo was ard ur size when she was young
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ssworkshoptcher: when i was young i was underweight
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what are they trying to imply! meano

had penitential service in the morning. it wasnt compulsary ok! im holy. i chose to go with the encouragement of pple like yiwen and the rest. i was damn scared! they said i was going to squirm like snake. haha. rubbish. nvm confession is over! when i was saying my penance, jessica said i looked as if i confessed that i murdered somebody. haha i didnt ok. the priest was nice. when i went inside the careersroom, i was so scared until i started laughing and laughing. haha then he said i looked happy! haha but im not. i didnt confess a lot of sins, cus i dont have a lot of sins! haha its true. i feel damn clean, pure and innocent now. hahaha. im sinless! i will try not to sin again. anyway we missed 3 periods of lessons! i didnt eat recess! i only drank one cup of milo. peizhen is my hero! haha she helped me changed my drink cus there was an ant in it. haha thx. anyway im trying to lose weight. i have to. good what, can save money too. what happened to my usual appetite! my noodles + fishballsoup + chicken drumstick ++++. haha. everyone please learn from me. im the perfect role model! hahaha. dong heard that? learn from me!

had ss workshop after sch. i think it was useless + boring. i slept so peacfully. actually it wasnt that peaceful, cus yiwen kept on waking me up! it was damn hot. but i was still hotter. haha. anyway we were having a lot of fun during the workshop discussions.

charmaine: how many holes does X have?
me: one
charmaine: how abt Y?
me: none
charmaine: ok Y's clean then. i like clean pple
me: are u trying to say that X is not clean?!
charmaine: ya i dont like pple with so many holes
me: but u have three holes. you're not clean.
hahahahahha slowly go and think. charmaine's slow! she didnt get it!

ahh. theres america's topmodel later. sexyy. sports day tmr. still thinking if i shd go for feeseecs prac tmr. if i dont go tmr i'll have to go on wed. aiya see if i can wake up tmr and then i'll decide. time to play gb. smell you later.

Sunday, March 28

im sleeepy. dont feel like going to sch tmr. i want to stay at home and sleep. had dinner in serangoongardens. ate at countrymanner. fooood rocks. i love the chicken and fish. my sis didnt join us for dinner again. ever since she met rudy, she havent been going for dinner with us on sundays. oh no. my parents said i grew fatter! and so did my maid. thats not good. it must be all the breakfast on weekdays that made me grow fat! all the oily fried food. i have fat legs.i have fat cheeeeks! its damn gross and disgusting. imagine when i grow old, it'll start to sag. yucks. i'll have saggy cheeks then. i have to exerciseee! anyone? why do i seem to grow the wrong way. i want to grow taller not fatter! i better skip more. howhowhow. pft is this friday and i can only do one pathetic incline. diediedieeeeee. tmr got penitential serviceee! im damn scared. i hate to go for confession! i hateee it. its scary! esp when the priest is like sitting so close to you. in my whole life, i've only been for confession twice. holy communion and confirmation. oh ya plus another 2 times in sch. so thats 4 times in total. diedie. what am i gonna confess tmr! after all im so holy and innocent right, what sins cld i possibly have? i wonder.

time to save money again. im gonna try and save 5/6 of my allowence again. i shdnt eat so much after all. see how thrifty i am. please learn from the perfect role model here. im gonna have a long and good talk with charmaine in class tmr. haha. no chinese test tmr. thats good. i can finally enjoy my sundays.
went for morning mass, followed by post com. had bible sharing. i swear it was terrible! ok maybe it wasnt so bad after all, but it was so ahhhh. lucky there was charmaine and christian in my grp. haha damn funny. their sharings were varnderfool. hahaha. they were being racist! and i had seriously nothing to say! supposed to share which passage struck you the most. but nothing in the passage strucked me! so christian helped me. i just said everything he told me to. i dont like bible sharing! i wont come for post com the next time there's bible sharing. we also found out something. colin looks like william hung! esp with that shirt on. haha. next, we had to pick someone to go up and share. so we played open numbers. im so lucky i tell you. i always kena one. the last time i alr went up to share, and i alr died of ummbarrrrrasssment. looks like i have to die twice. anywayyyy, i wanted to run out of the room ok! but i didnt. haha. my grp pple were damn nice. they followed me up to share! haha. they just stood behind me while i stood in front to share. and christian was behind me and i just said everything he told me to say. hahaha. i guess it wasnt that bad after all, but its umbarrloosing! i bet everyone had a great laugh. anyway thx charmaine christian spencer fabian francis andrew for following me up. haha. im not going to go up the next time ok. i had enough ummbarrassment.

all of you better go for the holy thursday visiting thing. or i'll slid ur throat and dig ur eyes out. went to ahseah to eat lunch. colin and christian joined us. thx unclecolin/william for treating me tehping! sit with us more often ok? happy bday! i shd have went for the retreat camp! i regret not going! their sharings made the camp seems like a lot of fun. arrrgh. why didnt i go? dont know. haha christian is one nice person to talk to. he talks like a girl! you can bitch to him all u want. haha, and he'll tell you nicenice stories. haha. went home for maths tuition. its boring. i just sat there and listened to his stories. haha. ok time to watch unbeatables! shall blog later.