its time to update!

sat.
im damn full. im going to explode soon.

woke up at 6.30. a miracle happened ok! i set my alarm at 6.30am. and i woke up at 4am and found out that my phone batt died. so i went to charge it and went back to sleep. seeee god helped me! if i didnt wake up in the middle of the night i would have missed my orals. joteo confiscated all of our phones. thx to some smarty ass who loves telling jokes. but she returned in the end. anyway. had orals. its damn funny la. she asked me abt a musical performance or a concert that i have been to. haha then i said i went to 5566's concert last week. and i crapped my way through! i said they played the guitar and blah blah! haha i was lying! but it sounded damn real ok. haha i still cant believed i talked abt 5566. damn retarded! she was damn interested in the conversation ok! haha. then went to fareast to eat pakpak rice. chicken rice. haha. went back to sch had amaths lessons. left halfway and went to meet my mother to take money. haha. dan boarded the bus in time! went to cut hair and i bought clothes! im left with 90cents now. wow. my hair no diff la. it looks exactly the same. met my mother, auntie and sister at rafflesplace mrt.

went for dinner with my relatives at some french restaurant, saint julien. oh my fuck, heaven please. (quoted from dong) hahahhha. the restaurant is like...woahhh. the plate is so nice! so many forks and knives. the foood was heaven! six course! i love the lamb. the foiegars was damn nice too. the lobster thing! the salmon! wine too. sparkling water! cappuccino! the bread was lovely! cheese! everything was nice, except for the salad. it was like grass please. the bill was damn nice too. total bill equals to four digit. haha. just for eight pple. so unworth it. i rather use the money for shopping! i totally forgot abt jess's party! until vivien called. she tempted me. she said there was a lot of food left for me! so i rushed down to balestier for her bbq. ok i didnt rush down. haha. my mother was being a nehneh. she was like "do u want a bbq for ur bday?" then i was like "yes i want!" and she said "i take back that question. i thought u would say no thats why i asked." haha cheat my feelings! anyway reached there but i was too full to eat anything. then cut cake sing song. aiya im too lazy to blog. my eyes are closing! goodnight!

well done kim. you're broke once again! whats new anyway! im sure 90cents is enough to survive.

anyway, happy bday jess!

friday.
i cant remember much! took height and weight for pe. i didnt grow taller! cheat my feelings. i've been drinking a lot of milk and soyabean ok. but i lost weight! yayyy. i lost 1.5kg. thats good. i can eat all i want now. shall start my breakfast thing once again. nicola is a nehneh. she walked into the toilet, looked into the mirror and said "omg im so pretty!" hahahaha. like whatever. cant remember what happened for the rest of the day la. then i got drenched like fuck while walking home! it started raining like neepurs. the worst thing was, i was carrying a stack of books. cus i had to clear all my books from sch. damn sway can. i cldnt even take a cab home, no money! so i had to like..walk in the rain. i was soaking wet when i reached home. oh ya! im damn nice ok. i did charity work. i helped dong put back her plate three days in a row! hahahahha. seeee im nice.

met dong and neepurla nicola in town. walked ard tried on clothes. try only. no money to buy! then, i cant remember the rest la. went lips. i missed my 7pm show! how sad. i was trying to look for a tv all over town, but i cldnt find any. nicola is a pure nehneh i swear. she stops at every shop that sells food to buy food! haha waste my time. then, played lan at meridien. nicola is right. i need gunbound tuition. dong sucks. she just started playing gb on that day and shes way better than me. not fair. cheat my feelings! we tried playing cs, but.....haha. its embarrassing. shall not say. then went to play pool and met zhoujielun and paul there. saw markow too. im a pro. my pool totally rocks. for some reason, my cue was extra short. haha. then we started saying things like if you dont get this in..you'll die a virgin. you'll get breast cancer. neepur cancer. ur punani will rot. you'll only have sex once in ur entire life. haha damn funny la. i have mean friends. then watched starsky and hutch. haha boring! i was sleeeping in the cinema!

oh tell u a joke. me and dong were walking and this guy approached us for some modeling thing! hahahahhahahahahhahahhaha. not funny.

why am i always so sleepy! i slept early last night what. aiya dont know la maybe im too stressed. study too hard alr! hahahaha. sorry but my brain is expanding. during english lessons we heard the conversation tape for oral. oh my neepur please. their english is like...hhahahahahahaha. i learnt a new word! reeweer! haha thats how that person pronounced it as. its supposed to be river! still got a lot of funny things and the things they say makes no sense! i can never become an oral examiner. if not i'll just keep laughing at what the candidates say. okok i shall not be mean anymore. im no better! im damn scared for oral this sat! what if i start speaking in my nehneh language! i'll just kill myself. i better revise through my english lesson thing again. and what if i get mr armstrong on sat! i'll just sit there and laugh nonstop! i dont think i'll be able to say anything. if i get maglow i'll sit there and cry. please give me a nice examiner.

oh ya this sister came to talk to us in the morning abt being a nun. i think i want to be a nun too. its gods calling. i'll help all of u pray, dont worry. chinese was shit funny. laoshi made all of us read the passage with expression! and its dammit funny la. if i read like that during my olevelchineseoral i'll just laugh my neepur off. physics was haha! "a smaller X will make the stand more stable." machochan must be very stable than! mrerictan is definately unstable. im stable too! haha. taking height and weight tmr. i bet you i grew fatter! at least one kg. why do i always seem to grow sideways and not upwards. unfair! cheat my feelings.

my chinese tuition is irritated with me. haha i kept on dozing off during tuition. she was so irritated so she left early! not my fault.

damn sleepy today! i just cldnt keep myself awake. kept on dozing off! theres no more bigbig insect to keep me awake! i miss that insect! haha. but its probably dead by now. haha i still dont understand how can i fall asleep when im siting in front! lessons must be damn boring. i hate history! i miss my afternoon naps! havent slept in the afternoon for a long time! had chinese prelims listening compre. i think i screwed it up again. oh ya! i found my new love! haha guess who! helena wong! hahahhaa my yandao! you bloody iwannadflingmyheadoff girl dont steal my yandao ok! haha how can. three timing me leh! so unfaithful. nvmnvm. i dont mind. haha. oh btw that thing was damn funny! dong is shit mean ok. just go read her blog. and atalia is damn mean too! but its shit funny! haha we're so mean we lied to her! "not my type" hahahha whos her type! hahhahaha.

happy bday seelveeer!
stay pweeeety!

eeeee. neepurla nicola always cheat my feelings! sch was horrible today! gross + disgusting and everything. tuesday is the worst day of the week. feeseecs physics was damn funny! haha he was damn mean to charmaine leow! machochan gave some mean reply abt fat fingers! hahahaha. chow was even more mean to sharlene! cant rem what she said la but it was something abt her fingers rubbing the dont know what. had penis gummies in the morning! haha. i gave that to dong like two yrs ago. now then she bring to sch to eat. anyway the first bite was ultra gross. but it started to taste nicer later on! haha sick. nicola is in love with it! elt marked me and cheryl's essay in front of the whole class. it was damn maluating and hahaha! history was disgusting. shes damn smart. use our cme lesson for history. yuck imagine three periods of history. and obviously i cldnt pay attention. my attention span is not that long. she almost sent me out of class cus i cldnt answer her question. haha and she say dont know what she has been observing me for the past few weeks and blahblah. haha luckily cheryl helped me answer! haha thx! not my fault what, her lessons are dead boring. my place sucks! i keep on falling asleep even thou the tcher is like just right in front of me or just beside me. thats bcus i have no one to talk to! cheryl doesnt talk to me during lessons. charmaine koh doesnt talk to me too. help! they're all so attentive! i think i better buy a parrot and bring it to sch, then i'll have someone to talk to during lessons.

went to town after sch. went to see yw's guy! haha not bad la. six out of ten. happy? walked ard. make me depressed only! why is it always like that. when i have no money all the nice clothes keep on appearing! when i have money or when im out with my mother all the nice clothes will disappear. cheat my feelings! i saw a lot of nice clothes ok! two roxy tops two mango tops one mango skirt one stussy top. dont care! i must save money. i still want my topshop dress. aiya shit la still have to cut hair this week. i have no more money! and a lot of people's bdays are coming up! i shd just shut my eyes the next time i go town. i want my mummmmmmy! mummmy i want moneyyy! went to kfc. so fated! guess who i saw! haha. notbadnotbad became better looking! vivien is so mean. i told her i wanted to be at least 165 cm by the end of the yr and she bursted out laughing. haha i can ok! haha ok la i'll aim for 160 first. i better jump everyday.

english lesson two!
wrong word - correct word
-purpur - purple
-mehnohna - mcdonalds
-mmulateh- mrt
-heestoree- history
-neber/neh/nia - never
-tich - teach
-ladaye - lady
-solly - sorry
-marneh - money
-larve - love
-chime - time
-brog - blog
-jearous - jealous
-deefeecult - difficult
-beeg - big
-pateteec - pathetic
-sharrping - shopping

i ran out of words already! btw its all dong's english ok! haha. yay later got a lot of shows! feiyibanmama, police and thief, heartlanders, thenew9pmshow, and incredible tales. as if i'll watch. haha. ok smellll you later!

ihatesch! so boring, except for recess and all the free lessons. mrtan didnt come. haha we had fun talking abt all the shit and stuff. jamie is seriously very educated! thx for educating me in hs. recess was fun too. dong is gross. she was wet dreams every night! she dreams of herself la. i bet she vomited blood. i hate the sch food! its gross and not edible! its all oil-free and fat-free. why dont they make the food free of charge too? the shuttle bus always leaves without me! haha. oh ya and i suddenly thought of this question. so i started asking everyone "what is ur first impression of me?" everyone gave me same answers! and none of them were good! none. "loud, mad, crazy, ahlian, chor lor and small." what nice friends i have! haha. anyway im not ahlian please! ahlian cant speak proper english and there have no sense of dressing. i must learn to be more feminine! i cannot be chor lor!

its time for ingrish english lesson! we must improve our english! proper english please! english orals this sat. haha people of 4/6! actually not the whole of 4/6. its only me dong neepurla and ubreema. we need to speak properly!
time for me to teach you perfect english! enough of our rubbish english!
haha. we must brush up on our english!

lesson one!

wrong word - correct word
-ingrish - english
- punani - vagina
-pumpeets -armpits
-neepurs -nipples
-neh -breast
-umbarrloosing -embarrassing
-chit -did
-chitchen -didnt
-cho -to
-churn -turn
-arglee -ugly
-pwetty -pretty
-sekseh -sexy
-ahlam -alarm
-cachapeela -caterpillar
-carrerfu -colourful
-orhlang -orange
-bohling -boring
-behlawn -balloon
-cheekeeks -tickets
-blruff -bluff
-velly -very
-kees -kiss
-mees/muiss -miss
-chalk -talk
-noching -nothing
-horeebur -horrible
-slarp -slap
-feeseecs -physics
-fashure -father
-modeh -mother
-shpich -speak
-porbrum -problem
-teewee -television
-buwee/brully -bully
-smerry -smelly
-neepurla -nicola
-keemburry -kimberly
-ubreema -ubrina

too much to absorb in a day? hahahaha! credits to dong! all ur fault! haha. make us speak like that! i want to play pool! i want to play cs! unfortunately, im lousy at both! thats damn sad!

sunday.
damn sleeepy! cldnt wake up in time for mass. so didnt go for mass. but god woke me up just in time for postcon! i only had four hrs of sleep! postcon was fun! but i was too tired to sing. i almost died! then had sharing session. luckily its not bible sharing! and luckily i didnt have to go up and share! had lunch at ahseah. then crapped and went to play lan in some place near there. damn funnnn! omgomg i learned how to play cs! haha it was rubbbbish! its damn funnnn! but i cant play for nuts. i only know how to die. i only killed six pple when the rest of them killed thirty over pple. haha not loser at all. but its damn fun! can kill! i must practice! walao everything also lose! play gb also lose! loseloselose!!!! sucks la. aiya. then wanted to go and meet them to see 5566 and the dancers. but i was too lazy to rush down to town. its totally out of the way! then went to serangoon shopping center? haha ya my hangout. haha dont know do what there la then went to christian's hse and took a cab to his club.

wah his club damn nice! haha poor berdict had to walk up the slope! its damn fun! his club got lan somemore! but i didnt play la. i dont want to malu myself in front of all the small kids. its a disgrace! all of them went to the gym while the rest of us went to play pool. i swear im hopeless! hopelessss and lousyyyyyy! haha pooor spencer. i bet he had a terrible day trying to teach me how to play cs and pool! haha thx anyway! my pool improved ok! i can hit the ball! haha but only like a few out of over a hundred can go inside the hole. notttt loser! nottt hopeless! i cant even hit a straight shit! the ball is like just right in front of me and i cant aim! i have no sense of direction! i cant hold the damn cue properly. it wobbbles like fuck. i dont care i improved! i did ok. i was even worse before ok! haha. im going to practice hard! hahahahhaa. huahua our team won! obviously what i didnt didnt help in anything. huahuahuahuahua! had dinner. thx christian for treating all of us! paul is vigorous! he used his mouth to tear off the chicken meat! hahahaha. then christian's father gave us a lift back to his hse. haha his father plays punk music in the car! haha damn loud somemore. we cldnt think of anything to do after we reached christian's hse. so we decided to go to j8 to watch a movie. saw the nkf thing down there! but the thing haven started la. watched into the mirror. hahahahah stupid show! quite scary and dumb. the cinema is haunted! its like some parts suddenly damn cold then some parts damn hot! weirdd. haha its all abt mirrors la. they're damn funny ok! cldnt stop laughing. and it was supposed to be a horror movie. cus they kept on saying that the ghost was damn chio and blahblah. at least im home now. im so glad to be alive! my image didnt kill me. haha.

this weeekend roccccks. had a lot of fun! i didnt do any hw or any shit. aiya heck.

sat.
slept until damn shiok. watched pokemon! haha rocks. its damn nice. next week must watch! gary and ash are battling! wanted to go for amaths lesson, but the weather was so hot and all and i was too lazy to get out of my hse. so i decided to stay at home. haha. watched the repeat of nkf, energy dance until damn nice! left home and headed for the indoor stadium. met up with the rest and we went in.

soon the concert started! k-one. boringgg! they have no originality, their ending pose is exactly the same as energy please! cant they think of something better. anyway their dancing is quite ok and all la. 5566's concert is like....woah! damn nice la. damn funny too! all the video clips. oh man wangrenfu is so haha! he wore this bikini thing and added stuff inside and ran on the beach. and when the wave hit him he pretended to fall down in a bimbotic way. hahahaha. damn funnny! then xiezhi came out and performed in a bikini, a float and flippers in front of over eight thousand pple! haha he really has the balls. anyway the concert was more like some porn show. all the dancers were damn sexy la. saw xiaochun! he dance until damn nice and all. spotted a lot of pple! including shangpian who waved from farfar away. then i called vivien to let her hear for you and called cheryl to let her hear boyfriend. hahaha damnnn nice! rnb also special guest. ok la they're not bad. their concert lasted for three and a half hrs! shiok! but time passed damn fast. the fucking bitch confiscated gerry's tape. haha cus she was videocaming! but she got it back in the end. they sang so many english songs, their ingrish really improved! and their voices nv zaoxia. their singing is ultra nice! its either they're not singing live or their singing really improved. maybe after they watched their last yr's concert vcd they realised that their singing is a bit out of tune, so maybe they did something abt it. haha. then they gave away four laptops! haha the xiezhi's one is damn funny. shes like so not-happy at all. then we were laughing at gerry abt the expression thing! haha. private joke! xiezhi wave a lot of times leh! all thx to my shouting! haha.

wheeeee. then the concert ended and we got into our maxicab. haha we chased the wrong bus! we chased the dancer's + kone + rnb's bus. but its the same la. they went to marina south long beach. why do they always go there! everytime one la. haha wait there until so long! we managed to get a table outside just beside the glass window. had a clear view of them inside! they eat the blackpeppercrab until so shiok! and we were eating friedrice. haha pathetic. haha renfu so cute! he looked out of the window and he stared at our table for damn long! haha he was doing some funny expression la. then xiaowei did monkey face on the glass window at our table! they drank a lot of beeer! manymany jugs! and some even took off their shirts. haha they were damn high la. but i was like almost sleeping! damn sleepy. then soon they left! like finally! i managed to touch renfu's hair! his hair is damn chio ok! he extended his hair and its like damn long! muchmuch long than my hair! pink blue green yellow white! haha nicenice. but its damn rough, worse than hay please. then i managed to shake xiaochun's hand! haha hes a damn cute dancer! then chased them back to their hotel managed to shake renfu's and xiezhi's hand! huahuahauhauhaua!! there were like over 10 maxis and more than 4 cars chasing them! and it was like damn late alr. by the time we reached home it was alr 4am+. almost died.

call my handphone!! i wont pick up. haha then you'll be able to hear chunzai live from the concert! haha i recorded it! nehnehehenehhen..