oh my fuck. i walked 8km. unbelievable! ij-walkathon! woke up at 6.15, met them at bishan mrt. cabbed to chijmes. we walked all the way from chijmes to bras basar, ps, meridien, istana, newton, novena, toapayoh and back to thomson. haha mad! then watch them practice cheerleading and cabbed home with vivien. i started studying my chinese alr! ate lunch, studied a bit and fell asleep. then my relatives came for dinner. just watched star wars on star movies. anakin is quite cute, but nothing can be compared to orlando. ahhh fuck. i want to watch shrek two. i still want to watch troy again! vivien is a nehneh. she cheated my feelings again. she was supposed to watch troy with me yday. but she didnt. then she said she'll watch with me today but we didnt watch in the end cus she was too tired. i want to watch troyyyyyyyyy!

uploaded photos. its not new, just that i forgot to upload it last time. haha. its old photos! click here ----> foursix-two

my rival! shes damn chio can! he used to go for pretty girls. now he likes ugly singaporean girls! ahem! i wonder who! shhh. dont tell ok. secret! dont let the media know.

i want to go science centre! but no one wants to go. cus its ex! is it? but i want to go! i want to see the lotr exhibition! can see a lot of stufff abt the movie! i like! i want! I WANT TO GO!!!! but it ends on the 4th of june. argh. anyway i bought my first mag alr! haha it totally rocks. i spent like over an hour reading it. orlandoooo blooooom. then inside the mag theres a page where u can buy the old issues of first mag. haha im gonna get the ones with legolas cover! haha rocks my neepurs. anyway i was supposed to start studying my chinese today. but obviously, i havent started a neepur. i fell asleep for three and a half hrs in the afternoon while watching meteor garden. im having a terrible headacke now. sleep too much alr. and i have no mood to study now! haha. maybe later. walkathon tmr. i have no idea how on earth am i going to walk 8km under the hot sun. 8km leh! mad. i dont feel like going tmr!

yay quite a lot of pple said my ugly purse was nice. told u ugly things can be nice too! i just realised that it looks like a mermaid's tail. haha. nice what.

checked papers today. results were horrible! damn disgusting and err..yucks. actually i expected it la. obviously, i failed physics. but i expected to do a lot worst. the tcher who marked ss was rather lenient too. i wrote rubbish for my seq and i got some marks. haha not bad what. but i did badly for ss. but i expected to do worst! i loveee english. i got 57 leh! haha. first time in my entire life i got c5. without oral marks and moderation leh! but its still lousy la. but im happy. haha. haha im not like some pple, who aims for a1. haha. unfortunately, that person did not even meet anywhere near her target. awwwww, how sad. hahahahha im so mean! ok enough. my 9pm show start alr. byebye.

i dont want to go for walkathon!!!

haha my mother sent this to me! read it!

Darling,
Plse read this and send this to your gal friends. It's important to be careful, better safe than sorry !
Mummy.

-
A woman at a Singapore nightclub on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who
according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her
. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the
repeat rapes along with traces of rohypnol in her blood, Progesterex, that
is an essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by
rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is
available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumour has it that the
Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug.

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The
girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place
the night before.
Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the
victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about
having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects
ARE
NOT TEMPORARY - They are P*E*R*M*A*N*E*N*T Progesterex was designed
to sterilize horses. Any female who takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO
CONCEIVE. The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet
school
or any university. It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out
big
on campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even sites on the
Internet telling people how to use it. Please forward this to everyone you
know, especially girls. Be careful when you're out and don't leave your
drink unattended. Please make the effort to forward this on to all you
know.

didnt go to sch today. was feeling sick! anyway i watched lotr-return of the king again! haha i have no life la, always watching the same show over and over again. but its still fucking nice! ahhh fuck i want to watch troy again! i want. ok i will watch it again, one day. then had chinese tuition and rotted for the rest of the day. oh ya, i packed my table too. i packed my floor also. there are less books on the floor and table now. haha. haha ok im going to use my ugly purse tmr. dont laugh at it ok! haha. i like it! oh shit im like fucking hell broke! i have no money. i want to buy the first magazine with orlando bloom cover. i want to watch troy again. i want to go shopping. my shopping list is never ending. dieee. checking of papers tmr. i know im going to do badly la.

orlando bloom's neepurs! told u its damn hot and sexy!

troy rocks!
i finally watched troy! its damn nice! if u havent watched it go and watch it now! anyway sch was rubbish! had intensive chinese revision in the morning. went to the ava room. slept for dont know how long! woke up and my hand was all numb. haha got aircon! damn shiok. then went to the canteen we were singing songs. and when we sang two becomes one the fire alarm went off. maybe our voices broke the fire alarm thing. haha then we had to assemble and blahblah. but we didnt set off the alarm. someone else did la. had netball carnival briefing and singing practice again! love love, jesus is love! haha. then went town with dan. bought movie tickets. TROY!!!! 2.35 left all the lousy seats so bought the 345 one. meanwhile, we went shopping! i bought a very ugly purse. its green! its damn ugly. but i love it! i like it. i have no balls to use it yet. im still learning from dong. bought a shirt too. my pink neepur shirt. damn nice. haha.

watched troy! oh my fuck, heaven please! orlando bloom is a hunk! you shd see his body. hes damn hot! he has nice breast and neepurs! his body is damn sexy la. its shiny! i can see my reflection. he has muscles! my fuck! he has abs too! i think dan was irritated with me! i kept on pulling her blouse. hahahaha. hes damn cute! the helen person is damn chio! she has nice eyes. but orlando's body is sizzling hot! i love his hair. so curly and bouncy! you shd see the way he fought! so manly and strong! although hes a coward, hes a brave coward! hes still brave! thats my man. everyone doesnt like him. he did it out of love right! for me. haha. luckily he didnt die in the show! but the show was damn sad la! i teared a bit! the way he killed bradpitt was damn nice! just like legolas! the bow and arrow thing. yay bradpitt died. who cares abt him anyway. haha. i think orlando is damn brave! he actually dared to go and fight. bradpitt's skirt is damn sexy. its so short! why didnt orlando wear the same skirt as well? bradpitt's body is quite nice la. but he still cant beat orlando. the whole show nice fucking hell nice la! its the nicest show ever, besides lotr and harry potter. its fucking niceee! go and watch! i want to watch another time! troy anyone? i want to watch againnnnnnn! watch with me! haha. if u see a wooden horse outside ur hse, dont ever open ur door.

rushed home. changed and cabbed to church. had some briefing abt the trip thing then went to eat supper at hupseng. i swear wilfred is sick. he masturbates with everyone. hahahahahhaha its damn funny. cabbed home.

stranger says:
hi..
stranger says:
how to make love?
keemburry says:
hi
keemburry says:
ahah
keemburry says:
how i know
stranger says:
i teach u
stranger says:
   Ingredients:
   4 Laughing eyes
   4 Well-shaped legs
   4 Loving arms
   2 Firm milk containers
   2 Nuts
   1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
   1 Firm banana
stranger says:
Directions:
   1. Look into laughing eyes.
   2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
   3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
   4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
   creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
   5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,
   leave to soak (preferably
stranger says:
NOT overnight).
stranger says:
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat
   steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
stranger says:
 Notes:
   1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
   2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
   3. If cake rises, leave town.

keemburry says:
HAHA GROSSSSSSSSSSS

come to the feast! of heaven and earth!
haha singing practice rocks! haha mrs drysdale fr the prisch came! she became slimmer. had two sessions, upper sec and lower sec. we missed our intensive chinese thing! of all the mass, our class has to do founders day mass which falls near chinese o's. singing practice turned out well with the help of mrs drysdale. the table of plenty harmony part is damn nice! it blends in! then we watched some award winning film thing. some were damn boring. i fell asleep on the floor. haha. that tcher is damn irritating! dont know whats her name. she treats all of us some prisch kids and shes mad. my true friends followed with me to town just to accompany me to the dentist! haha. walked ard. damn shitified. saw so many nice clothesss! i just wrote down a whole list of things i want to buy. the total cost adds up to a bomb! unfortunately, i have no money. anyone wants to sponser me? hahhha. ahhh fuck i shdnt go town next time if i have no money. or i shd just blindfold myself. nvm i'll start saving! went to the dentist. after such a long time! supposed to go once every six mths. but so long nv go alr. haha we ate our free cup noodles. they have new free food! such as yakult. hahaha. haha die la i havent been wearing my retainers! went to zara after that and went home.

orlando blooooooom! so dashing!
please tell me you can see this pic. finallllly! i took hours just to post this pic. all thanks to peizhen for helping me to upload it! hahahahahhaa.

i love my life now! books-free. but very soon, i'll have to open my bks once again to start studying for my chinese o's. i hate studying!

woke up at 8.15. took bus to sch. had singing practice! all the hymns are damn high. yes ubrina, my head is exploding. damn funny. some pple's cg is at their ass. hahahahahahahha. and yes, cheryl went for laser for her eyes. hahahahhaha. some pple are just..hahahahha. shall not say. btw, go get the may issue of lime! orlando bloooooom! he looks absolutely gorgeous! but i still prefer him as an elf. he has a girlfriend, which is me! haha. i want to watch troyyyyyyyy! im dying to watch it. i want to watch van helsing too. harry potttter! omg i cant wait. malfoy!!! spiderman two! 13 going on 30! new york minute! shrek twoooo! if only there was part four of lord of the rings! i want to go on a movie marathon! speaking of marathon, we have the bloody walkathon thing this sat. i dont feel like going! have to walk in the hot sun! i can totally imagine cleopatra standing there and making us run. anyway luckily cleopatra wasnt there today, or she wld have made us sing until our heads explode. went home watch ironladies two. hmmm wasnt really concentrating la. then had tuition. went town to met dan. shoppppping! i loveeeee! me and dan bought nice tops. i still wanna buy my neepur top. it looks damn sick! haha. but i have to save money first! haha. ok our next shopping spree shall be at bugis after our chinese o's. while walking, i was telling dan "scully we meet dong" haha and in less than one minute, we saw her! hahaha. "s.h.e fate" her dressing was hahahahha. luckily she doesnt dress like that when she goes out with us. haha and i cldnt stop insulting her! haha nvm shes used to it. then went to my mum's office then went to centrepoint to shop for a while and cabbed home. my mother is mad! she bought two big boxes of pottery back from thailand. quite nice la. its so greenish! i can change my handphone soooon! yay! but i must change to starhub. still thinking what phone shd i get.

singing practice from 7.30 to 11 tmr! the whole sch is going to explode singing.

hhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahha.

yday.
ALL NIGHT WAS FUN.
sexy laundry dayat steph's hse
my last entry was retarded. haha i was high la. steph's hse rocks la! we practically had the whole hse to ourselves! damn fun. oh ya anyway i watched lotr-return of the kings in the afternoon. legolas rocks my neepurs. aragon is damn hunky too. then met the rest at novena square. bought stuff and cabbed to steph's hse. we started off the night by watching nice stuff. haha fucking hell funny. like oh my fuck. king size! queen size! giant. aiya its all so fake la. steph got it like all prepared. then we started mixing stuff. damn smelly. dizzy! dong cldnt even stand up. and we started dancing with the lights off! toxic!! dirttty! hahahaha.
we were dancing on the table! damn fun i tell you. shakeshakeshake. shake banana shake!haha damn fun. and everyone started stripping and doing haha stuff. then we played dare or doubledare. flashing time. haha. all exposed. i saw everything la. damn sexylicious. haha. and i happily fell asleep on steph's bed while the rest continued to have fun. haha damn sleepy la! plus i was damn dizzy. i wonder what they were doing in the toilet. i loveee steph's hse! slept over.

today.
woke up damn early. i travelled all the way from bukit timah to serangoon! went for postcon. had some rosary thing. so embarrassing ok. i ruined everything. my chicken voice was so gross. aiya heck its all over! then went for mass. sylvia's ring really dropped on the floor. then after mass i was looking all over the floor trying to find her ring. i took like 15 minutes to find it ok. say thank you! im ur true friend. i'll return to u next week ok? and i've officially renewed my marriage vows with my wife. samantha yeo. hahahaha. tom dick and harry is on the way. ate at ahseah then went to meridien. yvonne is damn cartoon. she fell and theres like a deep deep cut on her leg! its damn deep! u better go to the doctor to like stitch it up or something! the plasters were like flooding with blood. played pool. as usual my pool rocks my neepurs la. but at least we won one round. saw charmaine there! then walked to ps. was supposed to watch troy! but didnt watch it in the end for some reason. I WANT TO WATCH TROYYY!
i want to watch troy!
then shopped ard ps for a while. then went to some gig. haha its not boring la. just that i didnt enjoy it. then took mrt to bishan to meet my sis and rudy. then we met our mother. oh ya my mother just came home today! no more freedom. anyway we had late dinner at sakae. then bought vcds and went home.

no school tmr! but i have to go sch for singing practice for founder's day mass! then meeting dan for another of our shopping spree! no money. my sister happily stole my topshop card! no wonder i cant find it. luckily i didnt waste 10bucks to get it replaced. and she happily used my 10dollar voucher too. what a nice sister.

i cant wait for 4th of june! harry potter!! malfoy!!!!!!! but go the tanjung balai trip. aiya maybe im not going. see first! harry pottttter! oh ya next time please stare at the new harry potter movie poster. i hope you see something. "everything will change"